Roger Clemens Might also be Gay

(Editors note: Cramer is not "Gay" he likes to use "gayness" to parody many serious topics of sports, he is getting married this summer and of course I am his best man...)

After witnessing Roger getting ready for his five hours with Congress, one could not help but notice the haircut he most likely received from a loving mother getting their son ready for the first day of school. This also helped me to realize that this whole situation is gay, as well as Roger himself. If one was to look back at Roger's Career they would notice a turn around after he met Mcnamee. Some say HGH and Roids, I think motivation and inspiration from a new found love. This of course was only to be complicated by a relationship later between Clemens and Pettitte. Could it be that Mcnamee in his jealous rage has named both of them for illegal drug use in order to feel he in the end has the upper hand for a desertion from a man who changed his life entirely. Many like to bring up Clemens roid rage events, on how he swung a bat at Mets catcher Mike Piazza. Now looking back at the situation is it not too hard to believe that one golden tipped hair catcher may have not felt a Yankee was worth his time. Clemens having been denied could not handle it and did what all of us make sure to avoid, he brought the relationship to the workplace. It's all too hard to say for now, but one thing is for certain.... If Roger Clemens isn't Gay then it must be the roids.